Out of the mouth of babes...
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary
school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking
up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I
answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever
needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's
right," I told her. "Well,then," she said as she extended her foot
toward me, "Will you tie my shoelace?"