Kids - Gotta love 'em

Found on the internet...anonymous writer.

Out of the mouth of babes...

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary
school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking
up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I
answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever
needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's
right," I told her. "Well,then," she said as she extended her foot
toward me, "Will you tie my shoelace?"

KIDS SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS :)

When my children were younger we use to do a lot of travelling and camping with them. On one of our trips down south to Santa's Village we checked in and then drove around the campsite looking for our site. My eldest son, then 6, was bouncing around on the back seat.

"Mommy, I have to go to the bathroom really bad!!!" he exclaimed.

We pulled over to the shower/restroom building and he hopped out and took off running to the washroom. Less than a minute later he was back still hopping around. Before I could ask him why he had run straight back he said..."There is a sign in there that says NO BUTTS ON TOILET!!!!"

Like I said, kids sure say the funniest things and laughter truly is the best medicine

.YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MOM WHEN:
You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?"

You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you've reached over and started to cut up his steak! from the website ahajokes.com